From a dog's eyes...

We all have our pet peeves; poor customer service, cracking knuckles, chewing ice, popping gum.  But what about our pets?  If they could talk, what would they say about our antics?

Because laughter is the best medicine, this Wellness Wednesday about pet peeves is brought to you by...Man's Best Friend!  ENJOY!!



Pet Peeves Dogs Have About Humans:


1) Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!

2) Yelling at me for barking. REALLY?  Newsflash:  I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?

4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.  Stop it!

5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. CONGRATULATIONS, you fooled a dog! Whooooooooo Hooooooooo!!!  What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9) Dog sweaters. Hello??? Have you noticed the fur??


Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?